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Post by ibugly on Dec 6, 2009 3:55:23 GMT -6
Usually
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Post by caretaker on Dec 6, 2009 20:47:26 GMT -6
She put you in a headlock long enuff and puts on enuff pressure she might get a diamond or too.
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Post by ibugly on Dec 6, 2009 20:57:33 GMT -6
Nope. I'm just an old chunk of coal.
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Post by caretaker on Dec 6, 2009 21:34:32 GMT -6
put nuff heat and pressure on coal and it turns into diamond
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Post by ibugly on Dec 6, 2009 21:41:09 GMT -6
That would smart a tad bit.
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Post by caretaker on Dec 6, 2009 22:13:42 GMT -6
yep, she started 20 some years ago trying to turn a lump of coal into a diamond.
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Post by sksfordman on Dec 6, 2009 22:19:02 GMT -6
Not many points or clarity, and that diamond is a little cloudy looking David!!
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Post by ibugly on Dec 6, 2009 22:33:38 GMT -6
You was expecting the Pink Panther?
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Post by sksfordman on Dec 7, 2009 12:03:23 GMT -6
Not many points or clarity, and that diamond is a little cloudy looking David!! She was hoping for a big blue Hope diamond!! I imagine she's happy with her lumpy ol chunk of coal though!!
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Post by ibugly on Dec 7, 2009 13:56:02 GMT -6
Who else would put up with me? Ya see she was at work and some one yelled hey there goes a fool and she thought they said Jewell and ran out and grabbed me fer I got taken.
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Post by sksfordman on Dec 7, 2009 14:47:43 GMT -6
She could have said fuel, and threw it on you for and ibugly roast!!
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Post by ibugly on Dec 7, 2009 19:10:40 GMT -6
I just found a song last night about ugliness I'd ben hunting for a while. Mac Davis did it and called it the Beer Drinking Song. Same tune more or less ad It's hard to be humble. One line goes like this.
"I wish the'd take Idi Amin and Khomini, with Quadaffy, and all of the rest. Tie them all to a chair and make them stare at Yassar Arafat till he uglies the whole whole bunch to death."
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Post by sksfordman on Dec 7, 2009 22:51:05 GMT -6
Now that real ugly there John!!
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Post by ibugly on Dec 8, 2009 0:43:39 GMT -6
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Post by sksfordman on Dec 8, 2009 9:57:47 GMT -6
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