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Post by sksfordman on Aug 25, 2009 13:30:14 GMT -6
A Bikers one wish
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A man was riding his Honda Goldwing along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?
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Post by mason0366 on Aug 26, 2009 20:05:49 GMT -6
Never figure a women!!
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Post by caretaker on Aug 26, 2009 20:08:26 GMT -6
Randy, did you get 2or 4 lane.
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Post by sksfordman on Aug 26, 2009 22:04:41 GMT -6
I'm leaving out in the morning if I get my wife figured out, It's a 4 lane toll road!!
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Post by ibugly on Aug 27, 2009 15:34:18 GMT -6
You get them figured out. Then they change the rules. LOl
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Post by sksfordman on Aug 27, 2009 17:21:07 GMT -6
Ain't that the truth, and they don't come with no manuals either.
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