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Post by sksfordman on Aug 25, 2009 13:35:43 GMT -6
Secret to Long Life
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A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM ARIZONA COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.
HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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Post by caretaker on Aug 25, 2009 20:14:14 GMT -6
Hummmm.........., ya know I have arrangements to be cremated. I guess I`d better check an see if they rebuilt it.
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Post by sksfordman on Aug 25, 2009 20:36:39 GMT -6
If you been eating gunpowder caretaker, I'd call the crematorium and see if they could reinforce those burning thingies!!
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Post by caretaker on Aug 26, 2009 19:09:09 GMT -6
uncle sam fed me quite a it a saltpeter i know couse my mos was cook. don`t know bout that gun powder ain`t got any got two kinds a pyrodex wonder if`n it will work. what you think.
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Post by mason0366 on Aug 26, 2009 20:02:29 GMT -6
LOL
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Post by caretaker on Aug 26, 2009 21:31:15 GMT -6
I like your signature masono366
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Post by mason0366 on Aug 26, 2009 21:41:20 GMT -6
Thanks Something I was messing around with!
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Post by sksfordman on Aug 26, 2009 21:54:17 GMT -6
Pryodex might be delayed a second, but I think it would more than do the job David/caretakker
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Post by sksfordman on Aug 26, 2009 21:56:15 GMT -6
Thanks Something I was messing around with! It would be cool to have a deer in the sights on the lefthand side of the banner. What are you thinking David, ;D
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Post by caretaker on Aug 27, 2009 21:44:21 GMT -6
don`t know bout david manon 066 but i think so.
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