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Post by caretaker on Jun 5, 2010 20:54:34 GMT -6
Our teacher asked us what was our favorite animal and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now...
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Post by ibugly on Jun 5, 2010 21:05:08 GMT -6
At KFC.
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Post by caretaker on Jun 5, 2010 21:07:41 GMT -6
not hardly,
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Post by ibugly on Jun 5, 2010 21:19:40 GMT -6
That ain't where I always ended either.
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Post by caretaker on Jun 5, 2010 21:25:21 GMT -6
It`s me again principal ??
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Post by ibugly on Jun 5, 2010 21:42:31 GMT -6
Yep about a half dozen times for my three day vacation from school to follow.
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Post by caretaker on Jun 5, 2010 21:52:28 GMT -6
Yep , they usually held me in detention just long enough for me to miss the bus. That`s how I learned walkin ain`t crowded.
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Post by ibugly on Jun 5, 2010 21:58:04 GMT -6
I walked about half that trip when I lived in Knoxville. I'd walk to the rec-hall from where I lived off Cedar Lane.
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Post by sksfordman on Jun 8, 2010 0:19:29 GMT -6
Good one!!
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