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Post by ibugly on Jan 16, 2011 20:57:41 GMT -6
If I remember right a local cop wrote this article in a humor section of a local paper.
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay,just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Post by caretaker on Jan 16, 2011 21:01:47 GMT -6
Honest oscifer I ain`t dropped a drink all night.
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Post by ibugly on Jan 16, 2011 21:05:47 GMT -6
I'm not as drink as you thunk I am, not as thunk as you drink I am, and I'm as sober as a judge... Hic...
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Post by caretaker on Jan 16, 2011 21:15:56 GMT -6
The only reason you stopped me is you can`t catch up to those other cars.
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Post by ibugly on Jan 16, 2011 21:30:12 GMT -6
Here's one my wife's ex tried. My father in law is {insert corrupt cops name hated by most on the force here} LOL.
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Post by trapper243 on Jan 17, 2011 8:25:27 GMT -6
You might be a redneck if....you've said 3 or more of them in your lifetime.
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Post by caretaker on Jan 19, 2011 20:42:14 GMT -6
You might be a redneck if....you've said 3 or more of them in your lifetime. What if you have 6 or more?
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Post by ibugly on Jan 19, 2011 20:45:56 GMT -6
You might be a redneck if....you've said 3 or more of them in your lifetime. What if you have 6 or more? Then you likely related to our family.
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