Post by ibugly on Jan 23, 2011 20:51:56 GMT -6
Friday night I decided to check into the nearest luxury hotel. I was surprised at the prompt and fast service I got at the desk. I was carted immediately into a room with all the latest technology and TV. The service was excellent but unknownst to me I had checked into the Vampire Express Wing it seems. They wanted blood, blood, and more blood. I figured since they was being so nice I would oblige.. Next they showed me some new fangled electronics which they connected me too and hook to some kinda TV screen.
In walks a person who musta been the hotel manager and ask me how I'm doing? The manager said well we decided you need to stay here with us and we'll get you a room for the night and will have a day of adventure in the morning starting with a test and a ride to another place and back because it was on a weekend and some feller who usually ran things wasn't there.... I figured Gee they gonna take me out and show me some sights. Sure enough they showed up at 7:00am and this guy says we need to take some pictures of you then we'll take you to another hotel and let you visit them an hour or so then bring you back for a nice lunch after they take more pictures when you get back..
Well them nice people told me to lay down while they took pictures. I never seen no camera like this un. It was a huge thing. It went around me while like a Beagle sniffing a rabbit I was laying down and took 15 minutes taking pictures.. The they say lay here in this here bed on wheels and we're going for a ride about 10 miles from here and bring you back. So I did and I was put in the back of this big red and white truck with all kinda lights inside and out and off we went..These fellers strapped me down like I was a criminal and I said fellers I promise I won't escape.. They laughed and put me in the back of their truck..
We got to the new place and they had a narrow bed for me to lay on kinda like the one they wanted me to get out of I was strapped too for the ride.. They said now you jest lay here while we give you some chemicals in your arm to make you feel like your running a marathon.. I thoughts to myself well what will they think of next.. Sure enough in a few seconds I was a huffing and a puffing and real tired. I felt liked I'd climbed the ridge a few times... They said OK now you can have a snack and gave me a Pepsi and some saltines.. First time they allowed me a drink or a bite since I got to the hotel the day before.. They said OK when you get done you can ride in that big truck again back to the other hotel for your second set of pictures and then some guy I didn't catch his name wanted to see the pictures.. Musta been his hobby.. Them guys in the truck about half way back decided they'd made some sorta mistake and that I was supposed to have some big file or something that they had left.. It took them 3-4 hours for the file to get to where I was back at the hotel..
Well this new guy walks in my room after vittles and says how you doing I said OK. He said well as soon as that guy named Cardi something or other looks at the pictures and if it's OK with him I can check out.. He said probably in about an hour.. Four hours later this woman walks in with a bunch of papers and says you can go now the pictures looked real good and your blood was great too..
BTW this fancy hotel even had motorized window shades in my suite. Me and Caretaker who decided to come by and join the party had fun playing with them new fangled motorized blinds... It was a strange hotel and I only got about an hour of sleep while I was there. They kept waking me up.. But I came home and took a nap and feel pretty good. Big City sure has strange ideas about a night on the town though.
In walks a person who musta been the hotel manager and ask me how I'm doing? The manager said well we decided you need to stay here with us and we'll get you a room for the night and will have a day of adventure in the morning starting with a test and a ride to another place and back because it was on a weekend and some feller who usually ran things wasn't there.... I figured Gee they gonna take me out and show me some sights. Sure enough they showed up at 7:00am and this guy says we need to take some pictures of you then we'll take you to another hotel and let you visit them an hour or so then bring you back for a nice lunch after they take more pictures when you get back..
Well them nice people told me to lay down while they took pictures. I never seen no camera like this un. It was a huge thing. It went around me while like a Beagle sniffing a rabbit I was laying down and took 15 minutes taking pictures.. The they say lay here in this here bed on wheels and we're going for a ride about 10 miles from here and bring you back. So I did and I was put in the back of this big red and white truck with all kinda lights inside and out and off we went..These fellers strapped me down like I was a criminal and I said fellers I promise I won't escape.. They laughed and put me in the back of their truck..
We got to the new place and they had a narrow bed for me to lay on kinda like the one they wanted me to get out of I was strapped too for the ride.. They said now you jest lay here while we give you some chemicals in your arm to make you feel like your running a marathon.. I thoughts to myself well what will they think of next.. Sure enough in a few seconds I was a huffing and a puffing and real tired. I felt liked I'd climbed the ridge a few times... They said OK now you can have a snack and gave me a Pepsi and some saltines.. First time they allowed me a drink or a bite since I got to the hotel the day before.. They said OK when you get done you can ride in that big truck again back to the other hotel for your second set of pictures and then some guy I didn't catch his name wanted to see the pictures.. Musta been his hobby.. Them guys in the truck about half way back decided they'd made some sorta mistake and that I was supposed to have some big file or something that they had left.. It took them 3-4 hours for the file to get to where I was back at the hotel..
Well this new guy walks in my room after vittles and says how you doing I said OK. He said well as soon as that guy named Cardi something or other looks at the pictures and if it's OK with him I can check out.. He said probably in about an hour.. Four hours later this woman walks in with a bunch of papers and says you can go now the pictures looked real good and your blood was great too..
BTW this fancy hotel even had motorized window shades in my suite. Me and Caretaker who decided to come by and join the party had fun playing with them new fangled motorized blinds... It was a strange hotel and I only got about an hour of sleep while I was there. They kept waking me up.. But I came home and took a nap and feel pretty good. Big City sure has strange ideas about a night on the town though.