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Post by sksfordman on Sept 15, 2009 23:50:41 GMT -6
A first time deer hunter booked a hunt with an experienced outfitter. He would be hunting a productive area, but it was filled with grizzly bears. When he got to camp, he insisted that his guide be 60 years old or older. The outfitter thought this was very odd, seeing that the hunter himself was in his early thirties. The novice hunter downed a nice buck, but skinning and butchering the deer attracted some big grizzlies in the area. The hunter returned to base camp with his clothes shredded, telling the story of being attacked by a bear. The outfitter wanted to know where his guide was. The hunter said he was still laying in the woods. The outfitter asked him how his clothes got torn, and the hunter said that while they were working on the deer carcass, a grizzly bear had ambushed them and he was attacked. He said, "I hit the bear with my gun and took off running. As I was running away the guide yelled at me to play dead, that you can't outrun a bear. I yelled back, I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."
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Post by ibugly on Sept 16, 2009 0:42:37 GMT -6
Sound like kinfolk.
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Post by mason0366 on Sept 16, 2009 8:50:51 GMT -6
lol
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Post by sksfordman on Sept 16, 2009 11:13:48 GMT -6
One smart cookie there!!
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Post by caretaker on Sept 16, 2009 18:18:33 GMT -6
ib if you be talkin bout this kinfolk don`t worry. purdy sure you can out run me.
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Post by ibugly on Sept 16, 2009 19:22:30 GMT -6
My running is hopping in the van and going somewhere. We can have a scooter race in Wally World if ya want though.
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Post by sksfordman on Sept 16, 2009 22:16:32 GMT -6
I got my own scooter now, and it will run circles around wally worlds slowcarts, and I do mean slowcarts. I imagine it will hang with your wifes jazzy John/ib ugly.
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